Obama Offers Joe an Award, Methods to Keep away from a Biden Drone Strike – RedState

Joe Biden on Thursday ordered airstrikes in Syria towards Iranian-backed militias in retaliation for rocket assaults on American forces within the area previously two weeks.

The satire website Balon Bee on Friday printed two “reviews” on associated developments.

Noting that Biden “has in his first 100 days hit a milestone of each American presidency — bombing the Center East” — The Bee “reported” that former President Barack Obama not solely praised his former vp for the army strike but in addition “in a symbolic gesture, handed over his Nobel Peace Prize to Biden.”

In a touching second, in response to The Bee, Obama instructed Biden:

“Right here, you deserve this now. I’m so pleased with you.”

Right here’s a little bit of background — Bee-style:

Obama gained the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 — the primary time the prize was awarded to somebody merely for current.

He then made certain all bombs and missiles had written on them, “From Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barack Obama,” so individuals knew they weren’t being incinerated some heartless warmonger.

Based on The Bee, Biden “says he knew the militia teams had been as much as one thing as a result of they had been in Syria, a spot generally bombed the U.S.”

In different Syria bombing-related information, The Bee “reported” that Center Easterners have begun portray transgender flag colours on doorposts to keep away from Biden drone strikes.

One man quoted The Bee appeared to have the drill down, completely.

“Please, O Angel of Demise, go us !” cried one man as Predator drones flew , raining the wrath of Biden from above.

“I help your social justice causes, see? You’ll be able to go proper on ! No issues with you right here! We love you, President Biden! So proud to be bombed a feminine vp of shade for the primary time! Historic!”

Based on The Bee, “Biden’s drones have been programmed to disregard these houses that show the correct social justice slogans, like transgender flags, Biden-Harris indicators, and people obnoxious indicators with all these leftist altruisms.”

The Bee additionally reported that “warning drones flew overhead earlier than Biden’s most up-to-date strike, warning residents to flee from the wrath to come back portray the pink, white, and blue colours above and beside their doorways.”

The Balon Bee is perhaps satire, however as is the case with all sensible, devastating satire, the nearer to the reality, the higher — or worse because the case is perhaps — the sting. And a sting from The Bee is about nearly as good because it will get. Except, after all, you’re the one being stung.

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